Blast this lady!

Omg! I have to tell you what happened to me yesterday:
We went to the market, it was just me and Juan
We were walking to my car and I am minding my business and this lady out of nowhere comes and gives me her card, I being the polite individual that I am, take it.
Then she keeps walking with me and says-
Lady: “I am open from 7 in the morning, I make you shakes and you can lose weight”
Me: in my head thinking- Oh no this B**CH didn’t put me on blast like this!!!
Lady: “Look, I have pictures of my customers”
She shows me an album of a girl who has lost 30 something pounds- All this while we are at my car and juan is putting away the groceries!

I say to her: ok thank you
She stands there like I want counseling or something- doesn't she know, I have already dismissed her! She has this look of satisfaction as if she has reached me!I smile and look at her with admiration, because she thinks she can save me....LMAO!

I don’t get red or embarrassed- because I look at my husband and in no way is he seeing this the way I am- he is minding his business and lets me handle her.

I love juan dearly, he never judges me or thinks of hurting my feelings about my CURVACEOUS VOLUMPTOUS figure- but this lady didn’t bother me, she only inspired me to keep going!
And hell no I wont call her, as the only best way to deal with weight loss is research and eating better, not no miracle shake that temporarily makes you think you are losing!
The heffer could have cost me humiliation in front of my Hubby- I could have left that parking lot crying- but no, I am more powerful than that people, I am aware not in denial!
YA YA!
p.s. I will no longer go grocery shopping, these parking lot stories are too much! loL!